My girlfriend casually FARTS in front me! I want to dump her...

From Connor
I have been with my girlfriend for six months now and things were going good.  We are spending more time together and really getting to know each other.  Recently though, we were in bed watching TV when I heard this fart like noise...

Is This The Worst Facebook Prank Ever? The 400 Mile Facebook Hoax!

Imagine driving 400 miles from SHEFFIELD to SCOTLAND for a bang... and then getting there and finding out that you got PUNK'd! Well that what happened to this guy! This idiot took a 9 hour drive in the hope of getting some off a chick (which actually turned out to be 2 dudes) who he met on Facebook.

Check out the phone call where all gets revealed... sad!

How Not To Handle a Suncream Bottle

Does anyone else find this gif hypnotic???



And I thought bra's were bad for womens breasts?

Songs brought to life. Real song lines made funny when used in the right way!

How many of these songs can you guess before they are used?

The Man Dem Guide - Why Every Man SHOULD Bang At Least 1 'Not So Hot' Woman At Some Point

By Alex Matlock

I was once in a period of my life when I would basically stick it to anything that had a pulse. I don’t know what it was but I just had “the urge”. Yes, I've banged a lot of hot women but I've also had my fair share of… let’s call them “not so hot” women. I’m sure many of you guys can relate to that, even if you wouldn’t publicly admit it. Here's why you should at least bang 1...

Football skills that YOU will never have! Best ball control ever!

This guy has ridiculous ball control and ridiculous climbing and balancing skills. Putting those different skills together like this must have taken years of practice.

He's obviously got a lot more time on hands than you and I so don't feel so bad we can't do 'kick up tricks' whilst climbing up a lamp post.

Dad learns cheer-leading routine to be a good father!

Sometimes you have just got to man up (or girl up in this case) and do your daddy thing.

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Steroid Freaks Get Slapped Up By Gym Boss For Selling Steroids!

Boy, that escalated quickly! Don't sell in a man's gym if you ain't sharing or you get slapped the fuck up!

All those muscles don't mean shit when the big man has you cornered like a lil bitch!

Check the video...

My brother's girlfriend wants me to F**K her! What should I do?

From Joe:
My brother and his girlfriend are always arguing whenever I go round to their house and they do not actually like each other.  He tell's me that he only stays with her because she's dumb enough so that he can easily get away with seeing lots of other girls (which he does) while she is there to make his dinner and for him to sponge off.

None of my business I know, but the thing is that I know she likes me, and wants me to fuck her!

Check out this song from 'The White Girl Yardy'! Apparently every black man wants to F*CK her???

WTF? Not sure if serious but take a look at this song by some old white wannabe MILF. Are you one of the dutty bloodclaats that want to f*ck her?

This is wrong in so many ways... this has GOT to be a joke!

Check the video...

GTA 5 Greatest Hits Compilation to Lethal Bizzle's 'POW'

The best GTA KTFO compilation! To the tune 'POW' by Lethal Bizzle, you know, the guy that tore Dappy to shreds!

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Fat Guy With The BIGGEST EVER TIDDIES trying to dance with a twerker!

Damn, this brother just don't give a fuck!

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The future iPhone / Android / Windows phone that never gets out of date and you keep FOREVER!

So the latest phone is basically the same as the one the year before but it has a couple of new features.  Maybe a better camera or its slightly faster or whatever.

Wouldn't it be nice if you could just add those new features to your current phone so that you are not tied down to a new contract?

Well that idea is what this new phone idea can do for you.
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The Man Dem Guide - The Official Sex Scale - Rules On Which Girls Are The Best In Bed

by Alex Matlock
If you’ve ever heard women talking, you’ll know they talk about sex just as much as we do. And, similar to how we complain, they do to.

Most of us dudes make it our missions to please a woman but you’ve probably noticed that most women haven’t got the slightest interest in pleasing us. Many of them think that if they just get naked, we’ll have a great time and they just leave it up to us to bring home the bacon (erm…orgasm).

Weightlifting Extreme - Check out this heavily pregnant weightlifter going HARD!

Lea-Ann Ellison from Los Angeles is not messing about, said 'fuck you' to doctors advice and is making sure she stays fit and healthy during her pregnancy. This woman is 8 and a half months pregnant and still hitting weights HARD like a gym rat on steroids.

Anyway check out the pics...

Man who knows the law DEMANDS that police give him his GUN back that he was casually carrying around!

Knowledge is definitely power (gun power).  This guy knows his shit and makes the police officers his bitches by quoting the letter of the law.

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Army Girl Gets Tazered And Grabs Her Buddy's D1ck!

Lol wonder what was going through her mind, "I'm in pain, maybe this black dick can save me"?

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Man bites his neighbour's DICK OFF in a fight over music being too loud!

Now there's fighting like men with fists, knee's, elbow's, head butt's and even biting if you have to.  But how does a fight come to where you find yourself with another man's dick in your mouth?

This guy's only got one fuckingtooth too! Just imagine that big ol' tooth sinking into your dick like a dirty dagger and then hacking it to shreds.

Apparently that's exactly what happened...

WTF is this weak sh*t that Drake's singing? Drakes' new Wu Tang Forever tune

Okay so the old school heads will know that Wu Tang were known for straight up BANGERS back in the day like Protect Ya Neck, C.R.E.A.M and Triumph, to name a few. Every fan is gonna have their favourites.

So now Drake is trying to jump on the Wu Tang bandwagon with this piece of SHIT called "Wu Tang Forever". Check it out if you've not heard it yet...

Marine gets KTFO with the knife hand neck chop!

Get up pussy! I thought marines were meant to be tough mother fuckers...

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The Man Dem Guide - 6 Things You Can Do Right Now to Get More Women

by Alex Matlock
There are a lot of things out there that will directly affect your success with women.

The items on this list are probably the easiest and quickest things you can apply right now in order to get almost instant results...

Check it out:

Old Man Caught 'Shampooing' His Balls On The Bus!

Hand pocket ball scratch

All the man dem know what it's like to have an itch in your nut sack every now and again, or when your sack simply needs adjusting. No it's not a bad hygiene thing, but sometimes you've just got to straight up scratch your balls. Standard procedure is the old 'scratch your balls through your pocket' move, where we think we are 'discretely' fondling, do what needs to be done and remove the hand.

Well check what 74 year old Philip Milne did...

In India SNAKES are just TOYS to the KIDS there!

These kids are dashing round snakes like they are broken toys!

Kind of makes your playing with worms in the back garden a little lame now doesn't it.

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Here's all you need to know about APPLE'S NEW IPHONE 5S

So it's that time again when you see die hard Apple fans (people with more money and time than sense) queuing up for days to get their hands on Apple's latest version of the iPhone (which looks practically identical to the last one).

Well here's what the new phone has to offer...

Miley Cyrus naked music video!

Inappropriate twerking and now this. This girl will just do anything to avoid attention! Nakedness starts at 1:13...

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"Epic Twerk Fail Video" was actually false! Who got punk'd?

Lol some of you got fooled with this vid. You know, the one where the girls leg catches on fire. I didn't of course, I'm too clued up for that shit. Did you?

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George Zimmerman In The News Again - Threatens Wife With Gun and Beats Up Dad!

Well well well what do we have here? The guy that recently escaped charges for murdering a kid is back in the news again... for threatening to shoot his wife.

This guy must be straight up fucking loopy and feel invincible or some shit. You'd think that after going through a massive ordeal like accusation of MURDERING A CHILD that he'd try and keep his head down, right?

Baby gets his testicles ripped off and EATEN by a MONKEY at a zoo!

An eight month old baby got his balls actually ripped off by a monkey in a Chinese zoo.

If things couldn't get any worse for this poor ball-less baby, the monkey managed to eat one of the balls before they could catch the lil monkey.

Eminem On Live TV Saturday Night Football Acting Like a Weirdo!

WTF is he doing? I think he's playing about...

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What would you do if you stumbled across a murder?

Like I mean an actual murder. Taking place right in front of you. Pull out your camera phone? Jump in and be the hero? Call the police? Run like a bitch (probably the most realistic answer)?

Some sicko's experimented and set up a fake murder taking place in an elevator. Check out how people reacted...

Twerk Fail! Girl Fails Big Time Doing the Hand Stand Twerk!

Haha in the words of Alicia keys "THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIRE"!!!

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Guy squares up to guy to fight, kisses guy, gets knocked the fuk out!

Look for the kiss at 13 seconds, and then the price of that kiss at 14 seconds! It's not in English but it pretty much speaks for itself!

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Killer hornets 5 TIMES THE SIZE of regular honey bee's heading to the UK!

If I am not mistaken that nasty looking creature is bigger than a adult male's thumb! ...WTF!

If you're scared of normal bees and wasp's you will be pleased to know that these Asian killer hornets literally eat them for snacks.

The bad news is that they also kill human's and if you live in the UK they could well be on their way to take over the sky's, and to fuck you up!

KEEP YOUR CHILDREN SAFE - Little girl walks off with stranger (experiment)

Now this is some scary shit. An investigator acted as a fake child predator, luring children away with phrases like "Do you want to help me find my lost dog?".

Check out the video and look at these tips on how to keep your children safe.

This creepy looking dude stole his date's mobile phone because she didn't want the 'D'!

New shirt = £70
New Aftershave = £50
2 rounds of drinks at London bar with date = £54
Date not splitting the bill = BITCH GIMME YOUR PHONE!

This tight ass, creepy looking mother fucker stole his date's phone when he realised the date was going NOWHERE and she wasn't interested in him. Is that how bad it is these days?

Pictures of the Wayne Rooney head injury keeping him out of the England game!

Wayne Rooney has been posting pictures of his head injury aka man-gina on Facebook and this shit is not pretty! Football heads will probably know he clashed heads with Phil Jones on Saturday in training. Obviously he wanted to prove to his fans how bad it was so here's the proof!

Unbelievable body control to music

Yeah these guys have got that dub step 'time control' dance thing on lock!

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Wow! Army dude goes from guns to burkha, has sex change and goes Muslim!

Seriously WTF! Check it, this guy was part of the territorial army, apparently one of the 'lads' like all the others probably sinking pint after pint with his mates.

Now he, well I guess 'she' has gone from shooting guns to rocking a black burkha, praying 5 times a day and avoids alcohol?

Nokia is now just a memory as they have sold out to Microsoft. Which phone did you have?

All the man dem around (of a certain age) started out with a Nokia phone. Nokia was the true players phone, the first phone to bring camera's on a phones, colour screens and Bluetooth.  Android was some alien term and Apple was just a fruit.

How to get arrested like a gentleman!

Haha "GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS"! This is one classy motherfucker.

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Denmark use TOPLESS models to slow drivers down!

Who wouldn't slow down to see some nice tits?!  I would definitely slow my driving down to have a look and judging by the fact that tits brought you here I'm guessing that you would slow down too.

If we get enough likes on this post I'll start the process of getting this implemented in your area!

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Lethal B short rap dissin Dappy from N Dubz!

Lethal B is back on his ting! Dappy obviously tried to run his mouth off recently, this is what Lethal B had to say. Did he cross the line?

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What!!! Studies show that bras are actually bad for women's breasts (with pics)!

Who would have thought that after all this time they'd decide to do the research to tell you that the cups that woman spend so much money on to cover their tiddies are bad for them!

Keep reading to see why, and take a look at the celebs that want the best for their breasts and go bra-less...

Road rage! This is how you deal with traffic!

Check out what happens when you put an angry black man, an iPhone and busy traffic together!

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Best fighting scene EVER. FACT

Oh yeah do NOT fuq with this guy.

'IP Man' takes on 10 expert martial artists and destroys them all.

True story.

Funny Jamaican Kung Fu movie remake!

As a kid I grew up on old Kung Fu movies, and it looks like these Jamaicans did too!

Check their 'no budget spared' remake of this classic Kung Fu movie ...JAMAICAN style!

Worst fail ever! Wrestler tries a double back flip!

Holy motherfucking fuck! I will never try a backflip... fuck dat shit! My neck hurts just watching this!

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Strongman fail - This is what happens when you just ain't strong enough!

These boulders look heavy as fuck! I wonder what would happen if one was to drop one someone. Hmmm...

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