New Aftershave = £50
2 rounds of drinks at London bar with date = £54
Date not splitting the bill = BITCH GIMME YOUR PHONE!
This tight ass, creepy looking mother fucker stole his date's phone when he realised the date was going NOWHERE and she wasn't interested in him. Is that how bad it is these days?
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Look, when the man dem go on a date we generally hope to get lucky, yes even on the first date (you're lying if you say otherwise), so that money you pay for those drinks, that's an investment and sometimes investments don't work out as planned. Accept it and move on!
Kishore Nimmala (the guy in the pic) couldn't do that though and he wanted to recoup his losses by any means necessary. For him that meant a jack move! Source
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| Your average UK copper |
At first he resorted to bugging his date (who he met on Zoosk) for some of the money and at some point he thought "fuck it", got vexed, snatched the mobile phone and ran. Smart move prick.
Anyway, the chump got caught running through the train station with his newly stolen 'precious' by two cops.
A message to Kishore... if you are not fit enough to outrun the fat bastard UK police then guess what... stealing mobile phones is NOT a good career move for you! Punk.
A message to Kishore... if you are not fit enough to outrun the fat bastard UK police then guess what... stealing mobile phones is NOT a good career move for you! Punk.
~Cee
