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10 Facts about vaginas that you probably didn't know!

covering lady bitsWho needs 10 facts about the vagina? We're all experts right, we don't need to read some shit on line telling us stuff we already know?

Okay now you've convinced yourself you're a specialist, check out these 10 facts and find out why giving your woman a good hot beef injection can alleviate all her aches and pains...
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An Orgasm Is An Excellent Pain Reliever
Next time your girl gives you the excuse that she doesn't want to have sex with you because she has a headache, tell her it's bullshit. An orgasm is basically pain reliever, apparently working just as well as stuff you'd get from the pharmacy. The catch is that you have to make her orgasm!

The Vagina Cleans Itself
Okay, so I'm not so sure about this one myself but here is the 'fact'.
"A woman’s genitals are designed to clean itself – meaning, douching is completely unnecessary and can actually do more harm than good."
Nah fuck that, clean your shit girl!

It’s Not All About The G-Spot
It seems like now that guys are hitting that g-spot standardly after years of not even believing that it existed, women have gone and invented another mission impossible called the a-spot, which is a bit deeper than the g-spot. Wanna find it? Well when you find the g-spot go a bit further back and it's there! Good luck!

You Are What You Eat
woman eating bananaA healthy vagina has an odour, but it should not smell nasty! A yeast or bacterial infection can make it smell more pungent, but a funky smelling peach doesn't always mean an infection. For example, eating lots of pineapple and sweet fruits will make it taste and smell sweeter (eat up guys), but vegetables such as cabbage or asparagus can give it a more off putting scent. Bottom line, no one wants to be confronted with a smelly one and if that means not eating smelly food then keep that stuff away from your woman.

The Vagina Can Actually Fall Out!
Vaginal prolapse is when the uterus, ovaries, fallopian tubes or vagina (or a combination of all of these) moves downward from its natural place in the body. This condition is common following surgeries such as hysterectomies, but can also happen without any prior event. In severe cases, this medical condition will cause the inner tissues to protrude through the vaginal opening. Fucking disgusting!

Female Ejaculation Does Exist
Women in addition to men can ejaculate varying amounts of fluid during orgasm. Many women are able to produce very large amounds of fluid! Some skeptics report that the ejaculate that comes from a woman isn’t actually ejaculate at all, but urine. However, science has found that the components of female ejaculate are separate from the components of urine are very different and while the fluid does come from the para-urethral ducts, it does not come from the bladder. Sounds like piss to me.

The Vagina Can Double In Length When A Woman Is Aroused
How long a vagina is varies from woman to woman. Some have very small, short canals while others have very long ones. The average size in an woman is 8 – 10 centimetres long, but during arousal, this number can increase and may even double! So, make sure your woman is fully turned on before you start pumping away.

Having Sex Can Keep The Vagina Young And Healthy
Old man young womanLike the rest of your muscles, the vagina needs to be used and exercised or it will become weak and brittle. During prolonged periods of abstinence, especially when a woman goes through menopause or reaches old age, the delicate tissues inside will thin and can begin to break down. Regular sex, however, will help keep a woman’s genitals in peak form. My advice? A daily banging keeps the doctor away.

Vaginal Secretions Contain A Component Found In Shark Livers
Upon microscopic examination of the ingredients found in female vaginal secretions, scientists have noted that these secretions contain a component actually found in shark livers. This is called squalene, and can also be found in vegetable oils. It can be used in cosmetics, because it is an excellent moisturiser that doesn’t leave the skin feeling greasy! Squalene is most likely what makes natural secretions good for the health of the genitals, because it keeps the tissue moist and supple.

The Vaginal Muscles Are Extremely Powerful
All women have the ability to use their vaginal muscles also called the PC muscles during sex. These are also the same muscles a girl uses to stop the flow of urine, and they can be strengthened through exercises like Kegels. You might not think that these muscles would be very powerful, but they are! The world record holder for the strongest vagina is a Russian woman who was able to lift 14 kilograms with her vaginal muscles only! So think about this the next time you call someone a pussy!
Source: damajority.com

Okay, so now you know. The lesson I learnt today is that my penis is a piece of pleasure giving pain relief. How about you?

~Cee
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