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10 GIFs to make up for missing National Cleavage Day!

Did we miss National Cleavage Day?

I don't exactly know when National Cleavage Day is but fuck it, here's our contribution to celebrate the things that all of The Man Dem love to to see.

Check out the gif's...

PROOF that Michelle Obama IS ACTUALLY A MAN!

Now if this video was just about showing that she has big hands and big shoulders then I'd agree that it's just funny and that it's just internet conspiracy shit. As you will see though, it goes a lot deeper than that!

Scientific facts can't be ignored! At the very least I will be using this check list on any woman I ever get with to make sure they were not born a man!

Check the video proof

Ice Hockey Fight! All fights should end like this...

Ice Hockey has never really interested me but I've always liked the breakout of random fights that take place during games. How the hell is this shit allowed as standard?

Check out semi-pro hockey players Joel Theriault and Gaby Roch going for it in this grab-n-swing hockey fight.

This is how all fights should end, amiright?

Racial stereotypes and comments that we still hear today...

"I'm not racist because I've got a black friend", "you look just like Eddie Murphy", "oh my god it's Jackie Chan!", "I bet you can slam dunk a ball", "you're Chinese and don't know any kung fu?", "can you speak African?"

We've ALL heard some kind of racial stereotype or straight up dumb racial shit at some point, aka 'Microaggressions'. Photographer Kiyun asked her friends to write down examples of when it has happened to them and here they are...

Tyson Fury acts like a d1ck at press conference

Okay so if you don't already know, Tyson Fury is going to be fighting David Chisora on July 26th. Both guys are well known for being dicks but I think Tyson Fury has now shown that he's the bigger one.

"Listen: I'm Tyson Fury, I'm the best heavyweight on the planet. This idiot is getting knocked spark out and I'm sick to death of this."

Check out the video...

I'm getting rounder as I'm getting older, how can I stop it?

Question from Naz

I'm reaching 30 and I'm noticing my waist line gradually getting bigger and I'm not looking as trim as I used to even though I go to the gym a couple of times a month.

What should I do?

Answer from one of the The Man Dem fans...

Is this the WORST music video ever!!! ...On The Floor

To make a good music video you just need a good catchy song that is sang with a decent voice, cool guy doing macho movements (or dancing) as the main love interest and a hot lead girl who he's singing to, right?

Hot girl? ...Check.   'We'll just wing the rest as I'm sure no one will notice' (they must have thought!).

Check this video!

My Mom is bleeding me dry and dragging me into DEBT. Should I keep paying her?

From Anonymous
My mum keeps borrowing money from me and can't pay it back.  I know she's my mum and I don't mind helping her wherever I can but the amounts she 'desperately needs asap' are getting bigger and its happening more often now.

She is asking me to take out a loan and to go into to debt to help her out as debt collectors are closing in and are going to take all her stuff from her house.

Dogging fail! Guy gets caught banging his girlfriends dog!

It's been a pretty ruff time for 19 year old Wayne Bryson, who's girlfriend found 30 seconds of footage on his phone of him fucking a bitch. yes, a real bitch as in a dog - indeed this is a sick tail.

His girlfriend was looking through his phone, apparently trying to find pictures of their child. She quickly realized she was barking up the wrong tree when she saw the footage of her dog getting pounded...

Brother explains in detail why he'll never go down on a woman...

There are 3 types of guys in this world when it comes to going down on a woman:

1. The guy that eats no problem, doesn't give a fuck and lets the world know.
2. The guy that says he doesn't eat but behind closed doors he's munching discreetly, even if only very rarely.
3. The guy that under no circumstances is putting his face down there.

Say hello to number 3...

Dude picks fight with girl and gets choked out by her!

Now every guy should know that you can never look good when fighting a girl. If you win then wow fucking wee well done you just beat up a girl that is probably smaller and weaker than you, and if you lose to her then you also lost all of her respect too (as well as everyone else watching).

Check this guy get forced to tap as this girl owns his ass in a fight that he wants.

Pizza Hut closes after a guy gets caught peeing in the sink!

A Pizza Hut restaurant in West Virginia had to to close after a district manager was caught PEEING into a sink. Sick bastard.

Luckily the guy was caught on camera and now the guy has been sacked. So, who's boycotting Pi$$a Hut then??? Check out the video...

Racism still does exist in the UK but these two guys say that they are NOT racist!

Shocking attack recorded in Glasgow on a busker for no apparent reason other than his colour.

This is one of the times when alcohol lets some people lose inhibitions and their true side comes out. Unfortunately the 'true side' of some people in the UK is a racist intolerant dick head.

Tinie Tempah 'high fiving' Prince William... do you care?

Okay, so Tinie Tempah was performing at the Baftas and gave Prince William a high five. So fucking what, is Prince William not a human being just like the rest of us?

For all we know he could've been scratching his nuts a few minutes before (in fact I heard he was) - no human being is better than another, would've made me laugh if he gave him a big fist though! Check out the gif of this 'historical' high five if you have't seen it and see what his dad thinks...

Cop kills 16 year old who tried to rob him. Is that okay???

Okay, so if you've not heard the story, this is it in a nutshell. Chicago, 3 guys try and jack a dude at the gas station at gunpoint. Guy getting jacked is actually a police sergeant, who reaches in his waistband for his gun and shoots one of the robbers in the head.

Turns out the robber was 16 years old. Check out how @tjsotomayor tries to spell out the harsh reality in this video...

Are these the bounciest boobs in the world?!

This labelled picture of breasts should help you understand what you are actually looking at when you are
slyly sneaking glances at women's breast while you think you look all innocent un-pervy.

This video underneath it is for the men that blatantly get hypnotised by big bouncing boobs in wet t-shirts and don't care who see's them staring.  Enjoy

MMA and Muay Thai leg break compilation!

After seeing Anderson Silva break his leg in such a horrific way back in December 2013, it was only right that I take a look on our good friend YouTube to see what others there are like this. I was pretty shocked to find that leg breaks like this are actually quite common.

So, I put together a little compilation and here it is...

Check out this plus sized pole dancer... do you find this sexy?

This is Emma Haslam and she'll be entering a pole dancing competition in Skegness this weekend. Firstly, I take my hat off to this woman. She has got some skills and is strong as hell to be carrying that large frame around the pole like someone half her size.

But do you would you like to see women this size dancing around a pole in next to nothing? Check out the video...